# Roses are red, violets are blue...
Author: Jesperlinden97

Här är en tråd där vi kan skriva roliga 'Roses are red, violets are blue' dikter, **dom får lov att vara på svenska också! **  
  
  
**Roses are red, here's something new... Violets are violet, not fucking blue...**

## Comment 1
Author: [Borttaget]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

but a face like yours 

belongs in a zoo. 

Don't feel bad,

don't feel blue,

because Frankenstein

was ugly he too!

  

  

Fast det var ju inte Frankenstein som var monstret, så den är lite fail. :P

## Comment 2
Author: Jesperlinden97

**Roses are red, tulips are black. You'd look great, with a knife in your back! **

## Comment 3
Author: BlueBäst

Kik skickade en fin en till Ellanie

## Comment 4
Author: BlueBäst

Kik skickade en fin en till Ellanie

## Comment 5
Author: [Borttaget]

Rosor är röda violer är blå akta dig tjockis du står på min tå

## Comment 6
Author: Jesperlinden97

**Roses are red, violets are blue. One riped condom, that caused you.   
  
Roses are red, i have a phone. Nobody texts me, forever alone... **

## Comment 7
Author: [Borttaget]

"[Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.](http://www.searchquotes.com/quotation/Roses_are_red%2C_Facebook_is_blue...you_look_bangable%2C_so_I%27ll_add_you./330947/ "Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.")" ahahaha

## Comment 8
Author: RobinEH

Roses are red,  
violets are blue,  
You only live once,  
so live it for you.

## Comment 9
Author: HejPåDig

Roses are red Violets are blue It's called Catching Fire Not Hunger Games 2

## Comment 10
Author: Luisa

Roses are red Violets are blue Your face look like it belong in the zoo Don't be mad I will be there too Just not in the cage But laughing at you

## Comment 11
Author: Quenzi

Roses are blue.  
Violets are red.  
I have to go to the bathroom.   

\- Patrick Star

## Comment 12
Author: [Borttaget]

**Roses are red, violets are blue.   
these fucking poems are for douches like you** 😂

## Comment 13
Author: Gerro

Rosor är röda, violer är blå.  
Jag är singel, så vad väntar du på?!

## Comment 14
Author: Gerro

Roses are red, violets are blue.  
Never say Never, and your dreams will come true.

## Comment 15
Author: [Borttaget]

#14 ...You just said it twice..  
  
YOUR DREAMS SHALL NOT COME TRUE!

## Comment 16
Author: [Borttaget]

Roses ar brown

Violets are brown

WHO FKN SHIT OM MY GARDEN!?

## Comment 17
Author: dyoxide

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, Microwave.

## Comment 18
Author: Vikan

Den min kompis hittat:

Roses are red, trash are stinky. Why is your dick as small as my pinky?

## Comment 19
Author: Tokyo

#17 HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA 😂

  

Roses are red,

violets are red.

Shit, the garden's on fire.

  

Dimes are silver

pennies are brass. 

Why does your face

Look like your ass?

  

Roses are red

violets are blue

But I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.

  

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are purple

Not f\*cking blue.

  

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If I had a brick..

I'd throw it at you!

  

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate rhyming.

_Penis._

## Comment 20
Author: Tokyo

Vänta, en till!

  

**Roses are red**

**Violets are blue**

**I'm schizophrenic**

**And so am I 😂**

## Comment 21
Author: Jesperlinden97

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😂

## Comment 22
Author: Cazzos

Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to split, your pussy in two

## Comment 23
Author: [Borttaget]

**Roses are red, violets are blue, I am gay, and so are you! :D**

## Comment 24
Author: tusstuss

Roses are not red, but dark pink.

Violets are not blue, the trash outside my house stink.

## Comment 25
Author: Tokyo

Roses are black,

Violets are black.

Trees are black,

I guess it's night.

  

Roses are green, 

Violets are pink.

It's hard to poetry

When you're colorblind.

  

Roses are blue,

Violets are blue.

Holy shit, I'm drowning.

  

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I like farm animals

Moo Moo!

  

Roses are red,

Firetrucks are red.

My house is on fire.

Bread.

  

Roses are grey,

Violets are grey.

I am a dog.

## Comment 26
Author: [Borttaget]

![](http://31.media.tumblr.com/72932091d13abac4bea3d7e95ac60381/tumblr_mfvm0ipRP21ryz3qbo1_400.png)

## Comment 27
Author: Dipsie'n'Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue  
I have five fingers  
The middle one is for you 😎

## Comment 28
Author: Tokyo

Putt? 😃

## Comment 29
Author: Jesperlinden97

😃