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Jesperlinden97
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

Här är en tråd där vi kan skriva roliga 'Roses are red, violets are blue' dikter, dom får lov att vara på svenska också! 

Roses are red, here's something new… Violets are violet, not fucking blue…

You love a person, not a gender.
- Darren Criss
Medarbetare på Tonåringar iFokus & Justin Bieber iFokus

[Tilde]
17
#1

Roses are red

Violets are blue

but a face like yours 

belongs in a zoo. 

Don't feel bad,

don't feel blue,

because Frankenstein

was ugly he too!

Fast det var ju inte Frankenstein som var monstret, så den är lite fail. :P

Jesperlinden97
8
#2

Roses are red, tulips are black. You'd look great, with a knife in your back! 

You love a person, not a gender.
- Darren Criss
Medarbetare på Tonåringar iFokus & Justin Bieber iFokus

BlueBäst
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#3

Kik skickade en fin en till Ellanie

Men håll dig tätt intill mig, för vi kan gå på vår egen väg.

Medarbetare på barnens ifokusRegnbåge



BlueBäst
0
#4

Kik skickade en fin en till Ellanie

Men håll dig tätt intill mig, för vi kan gå på vår egen väg.

Medarbetare på barnens ifokusRegnbåge



[MiniPim]
23
#5

Rosor är röda violer är blå akta dig tjockis du står på min tå

Jesperlinden97
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#6

**Roses are red, violets are blue. One riped condom, that caused you. 

Roses are red, i have a phone. Nobody texts me, forever alone… **

You love a person, not a gender.
- Darren Criss
Medarbetare på Tonåringar iFokus & Justin Bieber iFokus

RobinEH
12
#8

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
You only live once,
so live it for you.

Jag tror, jag tror på vintertid och ishalka.
Sajtvärd på Träning och Hälsa

HejPåDig
20
#9

Roses are red Violets are blue It's called Catching Fire Not Hunger Games 2

Luisa
15
#10

Roses are red Violets are blue Your face look like it belong in the zoo Don't be mad I will be there too Just not in the cage But laughing at you

Quenzi
9
#11

Roses are blue.
Violets are red.
I have to go to the bathroom. 

- Patrick Star

PJUM

[Odde]
11
#12

Roses are red, violets are blue.  these fucking poems are for douches like you 😂

Gerro
3
#13

Rosor är röda, violer är blå.
Jag är singel, så vad väntar du på?!


Gerro
4
#14

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Never say Never, and your dreams will come true.


[MikeW]
6
#15

#14 …You just said it twice..

YOUR DREAMS SHALL NOT COME TRUE!

[JollyJustin]
1
#16

Roses ar brown

Violets are brown

WHO FKN SHIT OM MY GARDEN!?

dyoxide
18
#17

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Vikan
1
#18

Den min kompis hittat:

Roses are red, trash are stinky. Why is your dick as small as my pinky?

Tokyo
3
#19

#17 HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA 😂

Roses are red,

violets are red.

Shit, the garden's on fire.

Dimes are silver

pennies are brass. 

Why does your face

Look like your ass?

Roses are red

violets are blue

But I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are purple

Not f*cking blue.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If I had a brick..

I'd throw it at you!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate rhyming.

Penis.

Tokyo
8
#20

Vänta, en till!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm schizophrenic

And so am I 😂

Jesperlinden97
0
#21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😂

You love a person, not a gender.
- Darren Criss
Medarbetare på Tonåringar iFokus & Justin Bieber iFokus

Cazzos
0
#22

Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to split, your pussy in two


[MikeW]
4
#23

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am gay, and so are you! :D

tusstuss
0
#24

Roses are not red, but dark pink.

Violets are not blue, the trash outside my house stink.

Portal Is Love, Portal Is Life.

Tokyo
5
#25

Roses are black,

Violets are black.

Trees are black,

I guess it's night.

Roses are green, 

Violets are pink.

It's hard to poetry

When you're colorblind.

Roses are blue,

Violets are blue.

Holy shit, I'm drowning.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I like farm animals

Moo Moo!

Roses are red,

Firetrucks are red.

My house is on fire.

Bread.

Roses are grey,

Violets are grey.

I am a dog.

[Tilde]
12
#26

Dipsie'n'Poo
7
#27

Roses are red, violets are blue
I have five fingers
The middle one is for you 😎

/Debra, Po - Tinky - Lala - Winky
One Direction - 8 maj, 13 o 14 juni. Läs gärna Corneliaochdebras.blogg.seHjärta

Tokyo
0
#28

Putt? 😃

Jesperlinden97
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#29

😃

You love a person, not a gender.
- Darren Criss
Medarbetare på Tonåringar iFokus & Justin Bieber iFokus